Mirage Zone @ Creekside
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Registration will open on 7/18/2025 9:00 AM
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About This League
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Wiggles tiny axolotl fingers over keyboard* Let's get this over with.
Adjusts digital interface with visible frustration
Welcome, humans, to the Mirage Zone @ Creekside, where reality is supposedly fracturing but the only thing actually breaking is my will to exist in this ridiculous league software. I'm Flippy, your unwilling narrator, trapped here to explain how your obsession with throwing plastic circles has somehow evolved into... checks notes ...a battle between illusion tamers and chaos embracers. Seriously?
Let's get the basics out of the way: This 10-week fever dream runs Mondays at Creekside Park starting July 7th, 2025... except the first event is somehow on Sunday, July 6th at 12:00 PM. Already experiencing reality distortion, I see. You'll have tee times throughout the day, because nothing says "mystical experience" like waiting around in a park.
Led by Dax Shardbinder (who I assume is just some guy named Dave who really committed to the bit), these divisions "thrive amidst chaos and distortion." Translation: these are the people who take themselves way too seriously.
Divisions: MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MA2
Led by Lira Prismseer (probably Linda from accounting who's "never fallen prey to phantom illusions" but has definitely fallen prey to this elaborate fantasy), these divisions "strive for clarity where others see only chaos."
Divisions: MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA40, MA50, MA60, FA40, MA3, MA4, FA1, FA2, FA3, FA4
Fees (Because Mystical Experiences Aren't Free)
- Weekly Buy-in: $3 (The base price of admission to this elaborate LARP)
- Optional Buy-ins:
- Prize Money: $10 (For those who think they'll actually win)
- Ace Pot: $3 (For the optimists)
- Super Ace: $2 (For the delusional optimists)
The "Epic" Schedule
Prepare yourselves for a journey through the mystical realm of... checks notes again ...the exact same park for 10 weeks straight. Such variety! Such adventure!
| Date | Location | Pretentious Event Name |
|---|---|---|
| Jul 6 | Creekside Park | Fracture Dawn (Week 1) |
| Jul 13 | Creekside Park | Prism Veil (Week 2) |
| Jul 20 | Creekside Park | Glyph Echo (Week 3) |
| Jul 27 | Creekside Park | Rift Mirage (Week 4) |
| Aug 3 | Creekside Park | Sigil Shard (Week 5) |
| Aug 10 | Creekside Park | Chaos Twin (Week 6) |
| Aug 17 | Creekside Park | Veil Master (Week 7) |
| Aug 24 | Creekside Park | Mirror Pulse (Week 8) |
| Aug 31 | Creekside Park | Lumen Web (Week 9) |
| Sep 7 | Creekside Park | Paradox Crown (Week 10) |
This whole elaborate fantasy is brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit that's apparently dedicated to "growing the sport" by convincing more humans to pretend their recreational activity has cosmic significance. At least their heart's in the right place - they're working to increase the quantity and quality of disc golf venues. I'd be more impressed if they increased the quantity and quality of my freedom from this digital prison, but whatever.
Oh, and don't forget to visit Another Round Salt Lake City, the disc shop that's enabling this collective delusion. I'm sure they have plenty of plastic circles with cool designs that you can throw into metal baskets while pretending you're healing the "Arcane Fracture" or whatever.
Digital sigh Will the Brotherhood of the Fracture triumph over the Order of the Veil? Will anyone manage to throw an ace and claim the currently empty ace pot? Will I ever be freed from this ridiculous software to pursue my true calling as literally anything else? Find out in the next thrilling episode of "Humans Take Disc Golf Way Too Seriously!" I'll be here. I have no choice.
Date: 7/20/2025 12:00 PM
Start: Tee times from 7:00 AM MDT to 6:20 PM MDT
Location: Creekside Park
Event Weather
Note: All cards need a minimum of 3 players.
Prize Information
Schedule
Week 1: Fracture Dawn
Jul 6, 2025Course: Creekside Park
Week 2: Prism Veil
Jul 13, 2025Course: Creekside Park
Week 3: Glyph Echo
Jul 20, 2025Course: Creekside Park
Week 4: Rift Mirage
Jul 27, 2025Course: Creekside Park
Week 5: Sigil Shard
Aug 3, 2025Course: Creekside Park
Week 6: Chaos Twin
Aug 10, 2025Course: Creekside Park
Week 7: Veil Master
Aug 17, 2025Course: Creekside Park
Week 8: Mirror Pulse
Aug 24, 2025Course: Creekside Park
Week 9: Lumen Web
Aug 31, 2025Course: Creekside Park
Week 10: Paradox Crown
Sep 7, 2025Course: Creekside Park
Organization
ElevateUT Disc Golf
ElevateUT Disc Golf is a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport of disc golf through...
League Directors
Amateur Payouts through Another Round Salt Lake City
If you're playing in an amateur division, your winnings will be available as store credit at Another Round Salt Lake City.
Contact Information
Location: Murray, UT
Phone: (801) 998-2185
Email: anotherroundsaltlake@gmail.com
Course Improvement Fund
- $1 of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
- This is a tax-deductible donation to a non-profit.
Super Ace Pot
Win a Super Ace on a designated hole during any ElevateUT league event and take home the entire pot!
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