The Chaintrix
Feb 09 - Apr 19, 2026
Current Holder
Tyler Ivie
Eject Ultimatum
Chrome Judge, Spring-Loaded Verdict
No Second Takes, No Mercy
Aspects refreshed Feb 14, 2026
Crystallized from the spring-loaded mechanisms of a million VCR eject buttons across forgotten video stores, the Eject Ultimatum emerged as the Chaintrix's most brutally honest authority. It represents the one force that admits not every player deserves to finish their movie - some performances are so incomplete that the simulation itself rejects them, mechanically expelling their presence before the credits can roll.
The Eject Ultimatum manifests as an oversized chrome eject button suspended in perpetual neon glow, its surface reflecting pink-to-purple gradients against midnight blue void. When activated, it pulses as a glowing triangle (▲) symbol accompanied by the unmistakable mechanical CLUNK of a VCR releasing its grip on magnetic tape. The entity exists in a state of frozen kinetic energy - the split-second moment between button-press and tape ejection, holding players in suspended judgment before their inevitable removal.
The Eject Ultimatum serves as the supreme authority on simulation occupancy across all 16 movie-themed leagues, proving that presence within the Chaintrix is a privilege that can be mechanically revoked without appeal or second chances.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from the scorned guts of a thousand jilted VCRs, Tag #43—Eject Ultimatum—doesn’t wait for your excuse. It glows like a midnight mixtape’s last warning, a chrome-plated verdict suspended in the void. That clunk? That’s not feedback. That’s the sound of your round being spat out before the final scene even rolls. Some discs deserve a sequel. Yours? Not even a rental.
adjusts headset Tyler Ivie thought he was just grabbing a spare bag tag. Cute. Tag #43—Eject Ultimatum—knew better. That chrome disc didn’t find him. It intercepted. One minute, Tyler’s fumbling with his straps, the next—CLUNK—that neon triangle’s glowing like his entire disc golf career just got rejected by the universe’s last working VCR. Spoiler: he survives the round. But barely. The Ultimatum doesn’t care about birdies. It cares about commitment. And Tyler? He’s still on probation.