The Chaintrix
Feb 09 - Apr 19, 2026
Current Holder
Kai Kim
Trailer Covenant
Your Trailer Just Became Binding Law
Promises Rewound Into Magnetic Scars
Aspects refreshed Feb 15, 2026
Born from the first Blockbuster preview reel that played before a rental nobody returned, the Trailer Covenant emerged as proof that broken promises leave magnetic scars. Now it enforces every 'coming soon' announcement across all 16 movie simulations, ensuring advertised players actually show up for their scheduled features or face the consequences of false advertising.
Appears as fragmented preview reels where every 'COMING SOON' card carries binding legal text in VHS timestamp font, each frame promising a future that must be fulfilled. Manifests through green-screened trailer footage that shows players' advertised future performances, which then become non-negotiable attendance obligations. Takes physical form as neon marquee letters that rearrange themselves to spell out each player's contractual commitments across upcoming simulations, with tracking line distortion intensifying as deadlines approach.
Functions as the gap-measurement authority between trailer promises and actual performance, punishing the difference between advertised potential and delivered presence. Converts every preview appearance into binding obligation, ensuring that players featured in coming attractions must show up or be eliminated for breach of contract - proving the Chaintrix doesn't just punish no-shows, it punishes broken promises made in magnetic preview footage.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts headset Born from the static of a thousand unreturned VHS tapes, Trailer Covenant, Tag #38, emerged from the cursed glow of a Blockbuster preview reel that never ended. It doesn’t care about your “scheduling conflicts” or “sudden cases of couchlock.” This tag enforces cinematic destiny—every 'COMING SOON' is a binding contract written in flickering VHS timestamp font. Miss a sim? The marquee letters flash your name in neon shame, and the trailer plays on loop, mocking your absence with 90s-era synth stingers. It doesn’t forgive. It doesn’t forget. And yes, that is your face in the green-screened preview… failing to make par on hole 12. The sequel writes itself.
adjusts headset In this week’s chilling premiere: Kai Kim, casual league player, unknowingly attaches Tag #38—Trailer Covenant—to their bag. At first, it’s just a cool retro aesthetic. Then the previews start. A flickering VHS montage airs exclusively in Kai’s peripheral vision: “Coming Soon: Kai Kim drains 60-footer… must happen by Thursday.” The tag doesn’t ask. It mandates. Miss a sim? The synth stinger plays. The green-screened footage replays. And that deuce he skipped last round? Now it’s a contractual obligation. The sequel? Always in progress.