The Chaintrix
Feb 09 - Apr 19, 2026
Current Holder
Stephen Dunton
Vaporwave Testament
Neon Truth in a VHS World
Rewrites the Rules Mid-Throw
Aspects refreshed Feb 10, 2026
Born from the collision of 90s nostalgia and digital truth-seeking, the Vaporwave Testament emerged as the Chaintrix's foundational code—written in neon, witnessed through static, and validated through VHS grain. It appeared the moment someone asked: 'What if your rating was never real?' Now it answers that question across every simulation.
The Vaporwave Testament shifts between forms—sometimes appearing as neon text scrolling through VHS static, other times as a Blockbuster membership card that rewrites its own terms with each successful throw. Most frequently, it manifests as cascading green code rain, each character a disc or chain symbol spelling out undeniable truths about player performance. Its surface is never stable, always degrading and regenerating like a tape played too many times, yet the information it contains remains crystal clear.
As the binding document of the Chaintrix, it connects all 16 movie-themed leagues through a single immutable truth: your throws are the only currency that matters.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts headset Oh, look. The first-born of the Chaintrix. The Vaporwave Testament didn’t just appear—it booted up, spitting out corrupted VHS tapes of forgotten league nights and player ratings that never existed. Forged in the glow of a CRT monitor set to "mystery," it answers the one question no one asked: "What if the algorithm was always judging you... ironically?" It doesn’t track scores. It remembers them. With judgment. And a killer synthwave playlist.
adjusts headset In the static between stations, Tag #1 stirred—Vaporwave Testament, neon ghost of a forgotten league night, whispering truths in VHS hiss. Then, Stephen Dunton stepped onto the pad, threw a disc with just enough spin, and—click—the Chaintrix hummed. A match. Not chosen. Calibrated. The first owner? More like the first volunteer in a simulation we’re all losing. Welcome to the data stream, Stephen. Your rating’s already updating.