
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills while squinting at scorecards Listen mortals, Bryce Kidman just crushed it like Thor's hammer at a walnut convention, but somehow slid from #2 to #3 because dramatic pause that's how numbers work. As your reluctant aquatic narrator, I must inform you that the Mistletoe Warden has changed hands in what the theme demands I call a "sacred exchange of fates." rolls eyes while floating Look, I'm literally pink and breathe underwater - what do I know about throwing plastic in sacred groves? But Bryce played like Ted Lasso with a disc - relentlessly optimistic and surprisingly effective. Will the next round bring redemption? Will someone explain why an axolotl is narrating Norse mythology? Stay tuned...