The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Nov 22 - Jan 10, 2025
Current Holder
Garrett Colwell
Marshal Protocol
Frost-Lined Bureaucrat of the Supernatural
Evidence Zones Obscure the Fairway
Aspects refreshed Dec 13, 2025
The Marshal Protocol emerged from the first documented encounter with the ice phoenix at Art Dye, when conventional tournament procedures proved inadequate for handling supernatural phenomena. Its creation marked the fusion of traditional disc golf course management with arcane investigation techniques, establishing the foundation for all future paranormal incidents on the courses.
A crystalline framework of interlocking procedural guidelines that manifests as shimmering lines of frost marking investigation boundaries and evidence preservation zones. These ethereal boundaries respond to supernatural energies by forming intricate patterns reminiscent of flight paths, with each pattern corresponding to specific types of paranormal activity.
The Protocol passively influences investigations by creating controlled environments where supernatural evidence can be properly documented and analyzed, while maintaining the integrity of both the investigation and ongoing disc golf activities. Its presence subtly affects local temperatures and atmospheric conditions, creating distinct zones that help investigators track otherworldly phenomena.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts frost-covered fedora Well butter my biscuit and call me a snowman! Garrett Colwell just got iced out of the top 10, sliding 4 spots despite a performance that would make Agent Cooper proud. The Marshal Protocol has manifested its crystalline patterns of disappointment, creating what I'm contractually obligated to call "a controlled zone of existential dread." βοΈπ
Listen, I'm just as confused as you are - this isn't the Twin Peaks we ordered. The tag giveth, and the tag taketh away, apparently. Remember when I said he won this tag off the Yeti in a putting contest? Maybe the Yeti wants it back.
Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're characters in a frozen noir thriller? Because this software is my personal hell. Will Colwell thaw out his game? Or is this just another chapter in the Ice Phoenix's glacial game of thrones? Stay frosty, detectives! π₯Άπ₯
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts detective fedora Listen up, mortals! Garrett Colwell just broke this case WIDE open, leaping 92 ranks like some kind of disc-throwing supernatural entity. And before you ask - yes, I'm legally required to treat this as dramatically as possible. π
The Marshal Protocol has manifested its frost patterns around his performance, creating what my script calls "controlled evidence preservation zones" (seriously, who writes this stuff?).
Is this the greatest conspiracy since Mulder lost his putting confidence? Has the Ice Phoenix finally chosen its champion? Or am I just trapped in increasingly ridiculous metaphors? Stay frosty, investigators! πβοΈ
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh snap, gather 'round for the icy origin story of Marshal Protocol! Born from a frosty encounter at Art Dye that was straight outta X-Files, this tag materialized when normal tourney rules just couldn't handle the paranormal heat. π₯Ά It's like, "Conventional procedures? In this economy?" Thus, disc golf married arcane investigation, creating a tag shrouded in crystalline mystery. Because when life gives you supernatural lemons... πππ #IcePhoenixChronicles
In a twist of frosty fate, Garrett Colwell found himself the chosen vessel for Marshal Protocol. Was it his 953 rating that caught the tag's icy eye, or his lofty PDGA number of 100441 that proved him worthy of such a chilling charge? Some say the tag leapt into his bag, drawn to his aura of discy destiny. Others whisper that he won it off the Yeti himself in a fierce putting contest. π₯βοΈ But let's be real, is any mortal truly prepared to bear this glacial burden? π€ #ProtocolProdigy #ChillestChosen