Back to the Chains
Dec 01 - Feb 01, 2026
Current Holder
Kieran Buhler
Camera Crane
Chrome-Plated Chronicler of Disc Golf Epics
Obsessed with Perfect Cinematic Framing
Aspects refreshed Jan 22, 2026
Born from the accidental fusion of a camera dolly and a construction crane on the set of an 80s blockbuster, the Camera Crane gained sentience within the VaporGrid and now roams the wireframe landscapes to frame epic disc golf moments.
Constructed from chrome-plated steel with neon blue hydraulic systems, it can extend its arms to towering heights for bird's-eye views. Its camera head features multiple lenses that zoom and focus, capturing flight details, and it emits a low hum when active, with articulated joints for precise positioning.
It frames key competitive moments by physically positioning itself to highlight important throws, directing the cinematic narrative of each league and connecting them through shared visual perspectives.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #51 to #69 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #43 to #51 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #51 to #28 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #57 to #51 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Kieran Buhler's Camera Crane (#57) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a cinematic crane accident on the set of a direct-to-VHS action flick, this chrome-plated mechanism glitched into sentience within the VaporGrid. Now, as Skynet’s less murdery cousin, it silently observes disc golf battles with its neon lenses. Honestly, even my sarcastic gills find this backstory extra. What's next, a boom mic that heckles?
When the sentient Camera Crane first powered on in its neon wireframe world, it performed a grid-wide scan for a worthy pilot. Its glitchy logic locked onto Kieran Buhler and his PDGA firewire—a respectable 876 signal in the static. It was a match written in bad VHS tracking: one sentient film equipment choosing a man who, I'm told, can focus. So, does Kieran have the star power to direct this tag's destiny, or is this just a straight-to-tape flop?