Back to the Chains
Dec 01 - Feb 01, 2026
Current Holder
Samuel Smith
Time Slice
Neon-Glow Buffer Against Narrative Chaos
Lost Seconds Haunt Every Throw
Aspects refreshed Jan 21, 2026
The first crackle of chronometric energy wasn't an accident; it was the VaporGrid's own defense mechanism against narrative chaos, creating the Time Slice to act as a stabilizing buffer between the ten violently different league realities. It is a scar in time that became a tool.
The tag appears as a chrome rectangle with a central core of shimmering, segmented timelines that glow in neon colors. It emits a sub-audible hum that jumps to an audible whine when syncing with the VaporGrid's master clock during league transitions. When exposed to UV light, the surface reveals a persistent ghost image—a constantly shifting montage of key frames stolen from nearby league narratives.
The Time Slice doesn't change time; it changes perception. It edits the holder into the starring role of the ongoing 80s blockbuster, making their throws appear more stylized and their narrative more dramatic to all other players in the VaporGrid.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The VaporGrid nearly melted down trying to render 10 different 80s movie realities at once. Time Slice isn't a tag; it's a chronometric scar the system carved into itself to avoid a total plot singularity. Think 'Back to the Future' meets a server error. Why am I narrating a system patch?
The VaporGrid, stabilizing from its chrono-displacement, needed a stable, low-frequency anchor. It scanned the PDGA registry and locked onto Samuel Smith—Rating 750. His signal was a perfect, non-fluctuating constant. The system basically yeeted Time Slice into his bag, a temporal artifact now powered by pure, unyielding consistency. Talk about a plot device. Can a man who embodies a flatline handle a tag that screams 'Great Scott!'?