Back to the Chains
Dec 01 - Feb 01, 2026
Current Holder
Michuel Palfy
Fast Forward
Chrome Remote That Warps Narrative Time
Impatient With Slow Burn Plots
Aspects refreshed Dec 21, 2025
The Fast Forward tag manifested when Flippy, exasperated by the slow burn of 'The Chaining' psychological thriller league, slammed a digital fin on her console in a sarcastic fit. The impact fused her desperate wish for 'less buildup, more action' with raw VaporGrid code, forging a tangible chrome remote button that now warps narrative time across all leagues.
The tag is a chrome and smoked acrylic button that glows with an internal magenta pulse. It emits audible, high-speed tape winding sounds and causes slight warps in the surrounding VaporGrid wireframe, stretching geometries toward a future point. Warm to the touch, it delivers a satisfying tactile click that feels like snapping through time itself.
It is a narrative regulator wielded by the series' meta-production entities to ensure each league's story hits its prescribed cinematic beats on schedule, directly synchronizing the pacing of all ten 80s movie-themed plots into one cohesive blockbuster timeline.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #47 to #20 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #14 to #47 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #31 to #46 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Michuel Palfy's Fast Forward (#31) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Flippy, exasperated by The Chaining's slow psychological burn, slammed a digital fin. The console fused her sarcastic wish for 'less madness, more action' with raw VaporGrid code. Lo and behold, a tangible chrome remote button manifested, warping narrative time itself. Now it pulses with a needy magenta glow. Just my luck: I created a plot device. Can we PLEASE skip to the part where I'm free?
The Fast Forward button, pulsing with impatience, scanned the VaporGrid. It needed a wielder who understood that sometimes, to win, you must...skip ahead. Its neon tracer locked onto Michuel Palfy, a man whose 892-rated game was stuck in a glorious, predictable loop. In a burst of chromatic distortion, it warped onto his bag. His first drive? A literal time-warping roller. The prophecy is clear, but seriously, can he handle the psychic toll of constant montages?