Back to the Chains
Dec 01 - Feb 01, 2026
Current Holder
Tongia Vakaafi
Production Assistant
Chrome-Faced Logistical Overlord of the Chains
Obsessed with Perfect Cinematic Timing
Aspects refreshed Jan 22, 2026
The Production Assistant coalesced from the chaotic, unscripted energy of the very first 'Back to the Chains' practice round. As players attempted to navigate multiple nascent movie themes at once, the crossed wires of neon narrative and conflicting plotlines generated a stabilizing entity dedicated solely to keeping the show running smoothly.
The Production Assistant constantly emits a low-frequency hum reminiscent of a film projector on standby. Its chromed surface displays shifting, translucent schedules and wireframe floor plans that map to the current league's 'set.' It can generate temporary, holographic 'call sheets' that list upcoming holes as 'scenes' with required strategies. When active, it leaves faint, glowing chalk marks in the VaporGrid air that only fade once a 'scene' is successfully completed.
It acts as the universal logistical coordinator for the series, subtly influencing player flow, environmental conditions, and even chance events to ensure each league's unique 'shoot' stays on schedule and maintains perfect cinematic pacing.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #12 to #8 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #23 to #12 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #37 to #22 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #48 to #37 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Tongia Vakaafi's Production Assistant (#8) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged from pure, chaotic "narrative static" when eight movie scripts collided, Production Assistant was the VaporGrid's desperate attempt to impose order. It’s basically the league's clipboard-wielding hall monitor, and let me tell you, keeping these plotlines straight is a bigger heist than the actual heist. Can someone please turn down the projector hum?
The chrome-plated Production Assistant, buzzing with bureaucratic energy, scanned the VaporGrid for a bearer who wouldn't misfile a plot point. It locked onto Tongia Vakaafi—his PDGA record a pristine ledger of orderly play. In a flash of neon paperwork, it clipped to his bag, muttering about 'shot list compliance.' So, is our hero ready for the ultimate task: continuity?