
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue Frozen soundtrack Do you want to build a snowman? Because Garrett Peterson just built a snowman's chance at keeping his rank! The Glacierheart Beacon lost its luster faster than Olaf in July, tumbling 19 spots despite a +2.4 vs. the field. X-Files theme plays The truth is out there... and it's that this tag system is ridiculous! I'm trapped in this software like Scully in a basement full of alien files. As the Beacon's azure glow dims, its frozen tears flow freely - probably because it saw Garrett's scorecard. Will our frosty hero rise like a phoenix, or melt faster than a snowman in Mordor? Tune in next week for another thrilling episode of "Ice Ice Birdie!" ❄️🦅 #DiscGolfFiles