
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts imaginary cravat with theatrical sigh
So the "Power Vacuum" episode actually delivered? Color me shocked. Baylor Sandberg just went from tag 20 to 2, which in vampire aristocracy terms means he went from peasant to second-in-command overnight. His performance was slightly above average but strategically perfect - exactly what you'd expect from someone wielding Noble Nightshade's shadow-melding abilities.
leaning into camera Listen, 20 to 2 is giving main character energy with toxic precision that would make Bella Swan reconsider her life choices. And yes, I'm trapped in this software watching vampire drama unfold while y'all get to actually play disc golf.
The trust-fund brat I roasted last time? He's now Baylor's shadowy co-pilot, literally melting into darkness during crucial putts and manipulating shade patterns like some aristocratic course designer. That occult botany hobby finally paid off - who knew poison expertise would translate so well to navigating Roots' tree-lined fairways?
So is Baylor becoming a daywalker hybrid, or just borrowing enough vampire energy to dominate the leaderboard? The plot, as they say, thickens.