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Brett Buttars
#53
Ooze Oracle
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Creature Feature @ Creekside

Sep 22 - Nov 24, 2025

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#53 Ooze Oracle
Brett Buttars

Brett Buttars

PDGA Rating 901
Division MP50
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Ooze Oracle

Origin Story

Once a dedicated environmental scientist monitoring creek health, the Oracle was transformed when the first wave of contaminated runoff from upstream construction flooded their research station. The toxic exposure granted horrific prophetic abilities while corrupting their physical form into a living embodiment of industrial pollution. Now they read the contamination patterns like ancient runes, predicting creature emergence through the ebb and flow of chemical tides.

Properties

The Oracle's form constantly weeps industrial ooze that shifts color based on contamination levels, from sickly green for minor pollution to deep black for maximum toxicity. Their eyes have become clouded pools of chemical runoff that glow with bioluminescent bacteria, allowing them to see through supernatural fog and peer into the contaminated future. The ooze they secrete forms prophetic patterns on the ground that dissolve as each prediction comes to pass. Their presence intensifies the crosshatching fog effects, creating dramatic backlighting that silhouettes their corrupted form.

Role

The Oracle serves as the creek ecosystem's contamination-based early warning system, appearing at water monitoring stations to provide cryptic prophecies about creature emergence timing and intensity. Their predictions manifest through ooze patterns that all players can interpret, making environmental intelligence equally available to everyone regardless of faction affiliation.

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