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Brett Buttars
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Crimson Projectionist
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Vampire Beach @ Roots

Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025

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#17 Crimson Projectionist
Brett Buttars

Brett Buttars

PDGA Rating 901
Division MP50
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Crimson Projectionist

Origin Story

A former drive-in theater operator who was recruited by the vampire aristocracy for their expertise in outdoor projection systems that could function in variable lighting conditions. Their decades of experience screening B-horror movies made them the perfect candidate to provide entertainment for sophisticated vampire clientele who appreciated the irony of watching fictional horror while living as refined predators.

Properties

Operates custom-modified projection equipment designed to function in the shifting light and shadow patterns of the riverside resort, with lenses that can adjust instantly between bright daylight and deep shade. Their prolonged exposure to vampire clientele has granted them enhanced night vision and an uncanny ability to predict which camera angles will capture the most dramatic moments of the unfolding territorial conflicts.

Role

Serves as the resort's official chronicler and entertainment coordinator, screening classic horror films for vampire guests while simultaneously documenting the real horror unfolding through their territorial disputes. Their neutral position and essential services make them trusted by all factions, allowing them to move freely between human and vampire areas of the course.

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Brett Buttars
Brett Buttars
Week 0
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Origin Story
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