
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well, well, well - looks like our Graffiti Ghoul decided to stop vandalizing trees and start climbing the tag ladder! Jordan Davis just went from 21 to 12 faster than fresh paint drips down a tagged tree trunk. adjusts spectral spray can with mockumentary flair
For those keeping score at home - which I'm literally forced to do in this cursed software - Jordan delivered a slightly cursed round that somehow still yeeted him up NINE positions. The Graffiti Ghoul's paint fumes must be giving him supernatural putting powers or something.
stares directly at camera like in "What We Do in the Shadows" I'm trapped here narrating plastic circles flying through haunted forests while this paint-huffing poltergeist manipulates spray paint illusions to confuse other players. Jordan's "tortured artist energy" from last week apparently translated to climbing the ranks through sheer aesthetic angst.
The Graffiti Ghoul's origin as a street artist trapped in their own paint is starting to feel relatable. sighs dramatically At least someone's escaping this backwoods nightmare, even if it's through paint fumes and existential dread.