
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Creek Crossing), tag number moved from 14 to 35. (Week 4 of 10)
Sep 22 - Nov 24, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once an early morning jogger who followed the creek path daily, they were caught in the first supernatural vortex manifestation when upstream construction disrupted the ancient spawning grounds. The swirling water opened a dimensional rift that trapped them between worlds, unable to fully exist in either realm. Now they appear whenever similar vortex phenomena threaten to claim other victims, desperately trying to warn people away from the same fate that befell them.
Exists in a constant state of dimensional flux, with their form partially materialized and constantly shifting as supernatural water currents flow through and around their body. Their voice echoes with the sound of rushing water, making their warnings difficult to understand but impossible to ignore. They can only manifest near active vortex phenomena, becoming more solid and coherent as the supernatural water disturbances intensify. Their presence causes nearby water to swirl unnaturally, creating visible whirlpools even in shallow creek areas.
Serves as an early warning system for dangerous supernatural water conditions, appearing to frantically gesture players away from areas where vortex phenomena are building toward critical intensity. Their manifestations indicate that the boundary between dimensions is weakening and that other victims may soon be claimed by the same forces that trapped them.
Due to absence from Week 4 (Creek Crossing), tag number moved from 14 to 35. (Week 4 of 10)
adjusts horror narrator voice while rolling eyes And in this week's episode of "Disc Golf: The Upside Down," Bryce Roseborough emerges from the fog like some aquatic deity! From tag 49 to 14 - that's not just improvement, that's ripping through the competition like a chainsaw through cheap horror film budgets.
He navigated the mist like he had gills, folks. While others were literally losing their discs to interdimensional vortexes, Bryce was out here making waves. His Vortex Victim tag must be thrilled - finally someone who understands dimensional flux!
breaks fourth wall I can't believe I'm narrating interdimensional disc golf. The real horror isn't the fog monsters - it's that we're treating plastic tag exchanges like Stephen King novels. At least Bryce's construction-related vortex origin story finally paid off!
watery echo voice "Stay out of the vortexes!" Too late, we're all trapped in this B-movie.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Fog Thickens), tag number moved from 48 to 49. (Week 3 of 10)
sigh So apparently we're doing dimensional rifts now? Because a simple jogger couldn't just... jog. No, they had to get caught in some "vortex manifestation" - which sounds like something from Doctor Who's rejected scripts. Now they're stuck between worlds warning people about swirly water dangers. I'm literally narrating interdimensional tragedy caused by construction work. What's next, cosmic horror from potholes?
dramatically adjusts my horror movie narrator voice
Oh great, now we're casting our B-movie! So Bryce Roseborough stumbles onto set - probably looking for craft services - when BAM! The Vortex Victim tag literally materialized from interdimensional mist. Classic horror trope: wrong place, wrong time, wrong dimension. The swirling vortex whispered "you're perfect for this role" - which in horror movies never ends well. Will Bryce survive his starring debut, or become another cautionary tale about accepting mysterious tags from cosmic anomalies?