
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts fog machine controls with visible annoyance
Listen up, horror fans - apparently I'm now documenting how Shroud Possessed crawled out of the primordial soup of terrible B-movie logic. Some poor soul wandered into the thickest fog bank like they were auditioning for Silent Hill, only to emerge as a walking Instagram filter made of creek water and bad life choices. Because nothing says "quality entertainment" like possession by aquatic vapors, am I right?
Will this ectoplasmic mess learn to throw consistent hyzers?
rolls eyes while adjusting vintage horror movie lighting
So there I was, documenting B-movie madness, when Jared Cloward - PDGA #296066, rated 877 - stumbled through the fog like he was auditioning for "Possession: The Disc Golf Chronicles." The spirits whispered his name through the mist, probably because his throw looked already possessed by chaos. Shroud Possessed chose him faster than a jump scare in a quiet scene.
Can this newly-possessed soul handle supernatural putting pressure?