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Matt Williams
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Claret Courtier
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Vampire Beach @ Roots

Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025

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#16 Claret Courtier
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Matt Williams

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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Claret Courtier

Origin Story

Once a sommelier at an exclusive riverside restaurant, this individual was transformed during the early days of vampire colonization but retained their refined palate and social graces. Now serving as cultural ambassador between human players and vampire houses, they facilitate the intricate negotiations that govern territorial disputes and hunting protocols at the resort.

Properties

Possesses an supernatural ability to detect emotional undercurrents in social situations and can identify the perfect vintage to accompany any diplomatic meeting. Their enhanced senses allow them to navigate between sun-dappled areas and protective shadows while carrying crystal decanters of both fine wines and artisanal blood blends. The courtier's presence can defuse tensions between hostile factions through carefully orchestrated tasting ceremonies.

Role

Serves as the primary diplomatic intermediary who establishes the social contracts and territorial agreements that prevent open warfare between vampire houses and human resistance. Their wine-pairing ceremonies have become essential rituals for sealing alliances and negotiating safe passage through contested areas of the course.

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