Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Crimson Cub originated as a young vampire fledgling born during the resort's establishment, whose innate curiosity led them to master daylight hunting by playing in the dappled shadows of the Jordan River's trees. Over time, they evolved a unique resistance to UV exposure through gradual adaptation, becoming a symbol of hope and new beginnings for both vampire and human junior participants.
The Crimson Cub possesses a lithe, agile form that allows them to dart between shade patches with supernatural speed, avoiding direct sunlight while learning to tolerate brief exposures. Their enhanced hearing and sight enable them to detect disc flights and vampire movements, and they can temporarily blend into shadow patterns for stealth. As a junior entity, they exhibit rapid healing from minor burns and a playful resilience that makes them a quick learner in hunting tactics.
The Crimson Cub serves as a scout and messenger for the vampire aristocracy, exploring new shade patterns and alerting players to safe zones or dangers, while inspiring junior participants to embrace their potential in the evolving resort dynamics.
The only thing creating a bigger vacuum than the vampire power struggle is the empty space where half the tag challengers should be. Main character energy with zero follow-through.
Ben Allen's Crimson Cub slipped from #14 to #19 by forfeiture after skipping Power Vacuum. Week 4 of 10
Due to absence from Week 3 (Colony Established), tag number moved from 14 to 14. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Rising Threat), tag number moved from 14 to 14. (Week 2 of 10)
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Oh fantastic, now I'm birthing vampire BABIES? Crimson Cub spawned when some aristocratic bloodsucker binge-watched Twilight and thought "what if toddlers could sparkle AND throw plastic?" This UV-resistant ankle-biter learned daylight hunting through peek-a-boo games in tree shadows. Because apparently even undead infants need hobbies now? Will this fledgling grow fangs or just throw tantrums?
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Ugh, really? Now I'm stuck narrating baby vampire origin stories while mom handles the REAL horror content? Ben Allen (#309262) became Crimson Cub when he threw a disc so perfectly into tree shade that ancient vampires mistook his 806 rating for bat echolocation skills. When you grow up, you'll learn that most adults just avoid sunlight because of hangovers, not supernatural curses. This pint-sized bloodsucker now hunts plastic instead of necks. But can he handle being eternally stuck at junior level forever?