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John Ward
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Lethargic Hunt
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Tiny Terrors @ The Arena (Reds)

Aug 22 - Oct 23, 2025

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#10 Lethargic Hunt
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John Ward

PDGA Rating 927
Division RAD
Events Played 4
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Lethargic Hunt

Origin Story

Born from Marcus Chen, a recreational player who spent three sleepless nights trying to guard his campsite from imagined owl shadows. His exhaustion-addled mind began adopting the owls' patient hunting methods, leading him to stalk other players with disturbing focus during rounds. When other Pool B players found him motionless behind a tree for twenty minutes, watching them with unblinking eyes, the Lethargic Hunt had claimed its first vessel.

Properties

Manifests as a human figure moving with deliberate, energy-conserving slowness that belies an underlying predatory focus. Its movements are economical and calculated, never wasting motion, with an unsettling ability to remain perfectly still for extended periods. The entity retains human intelligence but filters all actions through the patient, methodical hunting instincts of nightmare owls, creating an eerie hybrid of exhausted human and apex predator.

Role

Serves as both warning and catalyst for Pool B players, demonstrating how exhaustion can transform recreational competitors into something unnaturally patient and predatory. It influences events by creating moments where tired players exhibit disturbing hunting behaviors that unsettle teammates while making them more susceptible to the nightmare parliament's influence.

Tag Details

Pool Pool B

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