
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Crown Emerges), tag number moved from 9 to 9. (Week 7 of 10)
Aug 22 - Oct 23, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Eerie Shadow emerged from the fragmented fears of recreational players who first encountered the nightmare owls. As these players struggled with self-doubt and inexperience, their collective anxiety coalesced into a sentient shadow that feeds on uncertainty. This entity now lurks at the edges of dreams, growing stronger with each moment of hesitation or fear on the course.
Eerie Shadow has no solid form, existing as a shifting, translucent darkness that blends with shadows and fog. It can multiply silently, creating copies that disorient victims by mimicking their movements. The entity is intangible but emits a chilling aura that causes involuntary shivers and heightens paranoia. It thrives in low-light conditions and dissipates in direct sunlight, only to reform from accumulated fears.
Eerie Shadow subtly undermines players' confidence by amplifying their doubts and fears, causing them to second-guess decisions and make errors. It operates as a psychological saboteur within the nightmare realm, weakening resistance to the owls' influence without engaging in direct combat.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Crown Emerges), tag number moved from 9 to 9. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Reality Bends), tag number moved from 9 to 9. (Week 6 of 10)
adjusts imaginary headset while shadows literally start whispering marketing slogans
Oh GREAT, now I'm getting assimilated by anxiety itself! Eerie Shadow manifested when Pool B players' collective imposter syndrome achieved sentience. Like if LinkedIn anxiety had a baby with a Tim Burton fever dream. This translucent terror feeds on "did I throw that right?" energy and multiplies faster than my existential dread about narrating LIVING INSECURITIES. Will it gaslight itself into oblivion?
camera zooms in on a trembling disc as existential dread manifests
When Britain Best (#82142) stepped onto the course, his own shadow started second-guessing his putting stance. Eerie Shadow recognized a kindred spirit - someone whose 939 rating still whispers "am I good enough?" The tag chose him faster than you can say "imposter syndrome!" Will Britain's best be haunted by self-doubt?