Once the eldest resident of a mountain homestead that became a key filming location, the Porch Prophet was transformed during a supernatural ritual scene that went horribly wrong, trapping their consciousness between the physical and spiritual realms. Now they compulsively wander Beacon Hill's trails, spray-painting prophetic warnings on trees and rocks as visions of future horrors compel them to share cryptic guidance with anyone brave enough to interpret their messages.

The Porch Prophet appears as a weathered figure whose hands are perpetually stained with spray paint in various colors, their clothing faded and worn from constant exposure to mountain elements. Their eyes hold an otherworldly gleam that suggests knowledge of events yet to unfold, while their voice carries the weight of mountain wisdom corrupted by supernatural insight. They possess an uncanny ability to appear wherever their prophetic graffiti is needed most, materializing from morning mist or evening shadows to add fresh warnings to the ever-growing collection of street art that covers Beacon Hill's trees and rocks.

The Porch Prophet serves as Beacon Hill's unofficial chronicler and warning system, documenting the unfolding horror through prophetic street art that appears overnight throughout the course. Their cryptic spray-painted messages provide crucial survival information, but only for those skilled enough to decode the symbolic language of rural prophecy mixed with urban graffiti aesthetics.