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Kelly Hall
#11
Bootleg Butcher
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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill

Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025

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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
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#11 Bootleg Butcher
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Kelly Hall

PDGA Rating 846
Division MA3
Events Played 5
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Bootleg Butcher

Origin Story

Once a respected master distiller whose family had been making mountain moonshine for generations, he was hired as a cultural consultant for the cursed horror film production to provide 'authentic backwoods atmosphere.' When the supernatural corruption began spreading through Beacon Hill, his pride in traditional craft twisted into murderous perfectionism, and he started viewing disc golfers as inferior ingredients that needed to be 'refined' through his deadly processes.

Properties

The Bootleg Butcher carries modified moonshine equipment repurposed into torture devices, with copper tubing fashioned into garrotes and mason jars filled with caustic homebrew that can blind or poison victims. His intimate knowledge of Beacon Hill's hidden cave systems and natural springs allows him to contaminate water sources and set elaborate traps around abandoned still sites. The air around his territory always carries the sickly-sweet scent of fermenting mash mixed with something far more sinister, and his presence is often announced by the rhythmic dripping of mysterious liquids from overhead branches.

Role

He serves as both environmental hazard and active pursuer, poisoning water sources throughout the course while using his network of hidden stills as bases for stalking disc golfers. His role represents how traditional mountain culture has been weaponized against outsiders, turning every natural spring and cave system into a potential death trap.

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Kelly Hall
Week 3 Score: 55 Place: 2
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Kelly Hall
Week 2 Score: 59 Place: 2
Origin Story