
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
my headset crackles with the Devourer's disorienting hum
Well folks, the "Fog Thickens" episode wasn't kind to PJ Lenz's Depths Devourer! That cosmic monster who devoured 37 positions last week just got a taste of its own medicine, sinking from 4th to 7th in the rankings.
stares at camera like I'm in The Office
I'm trapped in league management software forced to dramatize three-position slips as if they're epic monster battles. PJ's foggy form was slightly off-pace, and now three competitors just phased through him like he's mere creek water.
Remember when I called this meteorite-powered creature "hangry"? Well that appetite is now consuming his own ranking! The Devourer's energy-sapping aura apparently works both ways. Watch those feeding zones - they might just feed on you!