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Conrad Klooster
#25
Tentacle Tyrant
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Creature Feature @ Creekside

Sep 22 - Nov 24, 2025

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Creature Feature @ Creekside
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#25 Tentacle Tyrant
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Conrad Klooster

PDGA Rating 859
Division MA3
Events Played 2
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Tentacle Tyrant

Origin Story

When upstream construction disturbed the ancient spawning grounds, the Tentacle Tyrant was among the first apex creatures to awaken from its centuries-long slumber in the creek's deepest pools. As the fog began manifesting and lesser creatures started emerging, this ancient cephalopod assumed command, using its superior intelligence to coordinate territorial claims. It serves as the primary enforcer of the creatures' expanding dominion over Creekside's water features.

Properties

The Tentacle Tyrant possesses eight massive tentacles, each capable of extending thirty feet from its central mass, with bioluminescent suction cups that pulse with an eerie green glow visible through the thickest fog. Its hide bears the scars of countless territorial battles, while rows of smaller feeding tentacles writhe constantly around a beaked mouth lined with razor-sharp teeth. The creature's most unsettling feature is its collection of compound eyes that can track multiple targets simultaneously, allowing it to coordinate attacks while maintaining awareness of the entire battlefield.

Role

The Tentacle Tyrant serves as the middle management of the creature hierarchy, coordinating lesser aquatic horrors while implementing the territorial expansion strategies dictated by deeper, more ancient intelligences. It directly challenges players during the mid-season episodes when creatures begin claiming specific holes and water features as their domain.

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Tag History

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Conrad Klooster
Week 2 Score: 60 Place: 3
Origin Story