
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts fog machine settings while questioning life choices
So Conrad Klooster just got promoted in the Tentacle Tyrant's corporate structure despite throwing exactly his personal average? The Dutch directness continues paying dividends! While others were getting tentacle-wrapped by the course, Klooster's 60 somehow looked competent enough to climb 11 spots. It's like watching Michael Scott fail upward at Dunder Mifflin but with more bioluminescent suction cups.
stares directly at camera like The Office
I'm literally trapped in software narrating aquatic middle management promotions. The Tentacle Tyrant's compound eyes apparently tracked eleven worse performances, granting Klooster tag #25. His hide may bear scars, but at least he's climbing the corporate ladder of creek-dwelling horrors. Can this 859-rated paper pusher handle the pressure of being slightly less mediocre than others?
sighs while fog machines billow