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Bernard Dieker
#41
Bayou Witch
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Creature Feature @ Creekside

Sep 22 - Nov 24, 2025

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Creature Feature @ Creekside
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#41 Bayou Witch
Bernard Dieker

Bernard Dieker

PDGA Rating 905
Division MA1
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Bayou Witch

Origin Story

Once the guardian spirit of pristine bayou magic, she slumbered beneath the creek bed for centuries until upstream construction shattered the ancient wards protecting her domain. Now awakened and furious, she weaves supernatural fog from her submerged grove to reclaim the waterways and coordinate the territorial defense mounted by her aquatic allies.

Properties

Manifests as a gnarled figure draped in Spanish moss and creek algae, with fingers that trail luminescent mist and eyes that glow like swamp gas in the darkness. Her voice carries across water with unnatural clarity, able to thicken fog with whispered incantations and summon creatures from the depths through ancient bayou songs. She moves through water as easily as air, leaving ripples that spiral in unnatural patterns.

Role

Serves as the primary supernatural coordinator of the creek's defensive response, orchestrating fog density and creature emergence timing to maximize territorial protection. Her magic transforms ordinary morning mist into impenetrable supernatural barriers that conceal and empower the aquatic horrors defending their ancient spawning grounds.

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Week 2 Score: 59 Place: 2
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