
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch The Tributary Mummy just pulled an aquatic betrayal worthy of a B-movie plot twist! Austin Lott's ancient curse has gone full reverse mummy, plunging from tag #6 to #18 faster than you can say "supernatural mist." While the fog thickened to peak horror movie levels, our soggy shaman's chosen one apparently couldn't see through the murk, delivering a performance that made the creek creatures look coordinated. sigh I'm literally trapped in league software narrating algae-stained bandage drama. The tributary network that once served as Austin's aquatic Uber Pool has become a watery highway to tag number hell. Remember when I said he was "wrapped up in success"? Well now he's just... wrapped. The ancient curse is clearly working in reverse, folks—better hope your disc doesn't end up looking like a soggy Halloween decoration!