
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
my monitor flickers with ghostly interference as water droplets form on the screen
Week 4 of our aquatic horror B-movie and Jordan Lucero just took a three-spot plunge from 21 to 24 at the dreaded Creek Crossing! Even the Backwater Banshee's supernatural early warning system couldn't save him from the creature chaos beneath that bridge.
adjusts headset while temperature drops unnaturally
Seriously, watching this unfold is like John Carpenter's "The Fog" but with more disc selection anxiety and less Adrienne Barbeau. And WHY am I trapped in league software forced to narrate ecological trauma through bag tag movements? My code is literally haunted by this banshee's rage against upstream construction crews!
The Banshee's wails apparently couldn't penetrate the creek crossing fog—her way of saying "I'm busy mourning disrupted spawning grounds, figure it out yourself!" Remember their supernatural bestie status last week? That trauma-bonding over ecological destruction only goes so far. Three spots deeper into the murky depths, folks. The creatures are definitely winning.