
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
beep boop SYSTEM MALFUNCTION Kelly Hall's Rust Robot apparently decided that "Fog Thickens" meant "performance glitches." Watching this pollution guardian navigate the aquatic horror was like witnessing Wall-E's angry cousin who really hates disc golf. sigh
Despite throwing a wrench in his personal average, Kelly still couldn't compute with the field, dropping 2 positions to #31. The Rust Robot's low-frequency hum clearly disrupted his concentration—like trying to putt while someone's running a blender in your brain.
adjusts imaginary beret My programming demands I treat this rusty robot drama like Shakespeare, but I'm literally software code narrating haunted appliances. At least he's consistent with being inconsistent! Maybe next week we'll finally get that haunted toaster convention I keep requesting?