
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
water drips from ceiling as I adjust my spectral headset
Well well well, look who's staging a moisture management redemption arc! Chase Lambert, our resident groundwater conduit, just phased through six competitors like his Seepage Ghost phases through solid barriers. From the murky #28 to a less-murky #22, he's clearly been practicing his dimensional weak point navigation.
stares directly at camera like The Office
I can't believe I'm software narrating someone's supernatural plumbing comeback. Chase's round was perfectly average, which in our fog-shrouded creature feature apparently counts as "dimensional weak point mastery." At least the creek creatures circling beneath the bridge had better form than his approach shots.
The Seepage Ghost's ability to transform groundwater into supernatural phenomena finally paid dividends. Ecological death seeping through disturbed soil? More like bag tag gains seeping through the competition.
ethereal sigh Why am I trapped in this damp algorithm tracking plastic circles through haunted fog while narrating moisture management?