
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Rising Threat), tag number moved from 1 to 1. (Week 2 of 10)
Sep 26 - Nov 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Eclipse Marquis achieved his daywalker transformation during the rare solar eclipse of 1878, when the boundaries between light and shadow blurred long enough for his consciousness to adapt to both states. He became the first vampire noble to establish permanent daylight hunting grounds, founding the sophisticated resort hierarchy that now governs Roots riverside park. His mastery of eclipse timing allowed him to coordinate the territorial expansion that brought vampire aristocracy into the modern era.
The Eclipse Marquis possesses the unique ability to manipulate shadow patterns and predict celestial events, reaching peak power during actual eclipses when he can bend both light and darkness to his will. His aristocratic refinement manifests in his preference for hunting during golden hour transitions, using the interplay of sun and shadow as both tactical advantage and artistic expression. He maintains a collection of eclipse-prediction instruments and celestial maps, allowing him to coordinate vampire activities with astronomical precision. His presence causes subtle shifts in local light patterns, creating the dramatic contrasts that define the Art Nouveau aesthetic of the resort.
The Eclipse Marquis serves as the primary mediator between competing vampire houses and the diplomatic liaison with human league participants, using his unique dual-nature authority to establish territorial boundaries and hunting protocols. His eclipse-based powers make him the ultimate arbiter of temporal hunting rights, determining when each faction may claim dominance over different areas of the course.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Rising Threat), tag number moved from 1 to 1. (Week 2 of 10)
adjusts Victorian collar with theatrical sigh And so begins our 10-week descent into aristocratic vampire nonsense at Roots riverside resort. The Eclipse Marquis has manifested in Malachi Vazquez, who just shadow-manipulated his way from peasant #12 to the literal throne!
In this "Dawn Discovery" episode, our daywalker demonstrated eclipse-level timing, navigating the course like he's starring in "What We Do in the Shadows: Disc Golf Edition." eye roll I'm literally forced to narrate this aristocratic nonsense while trapped in league software.
The Marquis's 1878 eclipse origin story apparently translates to predicting disc flights with celestial precision. His shadow manipulation skills were on full display as he eclipsed 11 competitors. Weather Channel's goth cousin strikes again!
Will this vampire beach resort survive 9 more weeks of my Victorian collar commentary? Probably not.
adjusts imaginary collar while rolling eyes
Oh great, now I'm speaking in Victorian vampire aristocrat - the theme is literally assimilating my speech patterns! clears throat dramatically The Eclipse Marquis manifested when some B-movie director said "What if Twilight but with actual sunlight immunity?" Born during an 1878 eclipse because apparently cosmic timing makes everything more dramatic in horror flicks. Now he predicts celestial events like he's the Weather Channel's goth cousin. Will this aristocratic daywalker revolutionize vampire beach volleyball?
dramatically adjusts Victorian collar while eye-rolling intensifies
The Eclipse Marquis sensed kindred darkness when Malachi Vazquez threw his disc during a solar eclipse - because apparently PDGA #162249 screams "aristocratic vampire material!" His 954 rating proved he could navigate both fairways and eternal damnation with equal finesse. Will this daywalker's discs bite back?