
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So apparently I'm supposed to tell you how Sundown Chamberlain manifested from the ether of B-movie madness? Fine. Picture this: some overworked manor butler gets promoted to "Vampire-Human Relations Coordinator" after not screaming during his first daywalker encounter. Because obviously that's a normal career path, right? Now he's got a fancy pocket watch that dings at sunset like some gothic Uber notification. Will his impeccable timing save the undead aristocracy from sunburn disasters?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, so now I have to explain how Anthony Kai became the inaugural bearer of Sundown Chamberlain? Apparently his 888 rating caught the tag's attention during a twilight round - because nothing says "vampire butler material" like consistent bogey golf, am I right? The tag sensed his ability to serve up mediocre scores with aristocratic precision. Will this PDGA member #243785 rise to chamberlain status or just chamber his discs in the woods?