
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clears throat dramatically while adjusting imaginary Victorian collar
Oh great, NOW I'm apparently fluent in aristocratic vampire nonsense! eye roll So this "Sunburst Fiend" decided centuries of SPF wasn't enough and went full Twilight sparkle mode? Listen sweethearts, watching Edward Cullen apparently inspired some undead trust fund baby to become a walking disco ball who absorbs UV rays instead of combusting. Because sure, evolution totally works that way in B-movie logic! What's next, glow-in-the-dark fangs?
dramatically adjusts phantom fangs while rolling eyes
Oh BLOODY marvelous! So the Sunburst Fiend went full casting director and chose Marvin Atene as its daylight minion! Apparently PDGA #186038 has that special "I can handle UV-powered vampires" energy at 908 rating. The fiend sensed his disc golf skills could match its sun-absorption powers - because nothing says "immortal predator" like consistent par golf, right? Will Marvin's game shine brighter than his bloodsucking benefactor?