
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts non-existent reading glasses while trapped in this ridiculous vampire beach software
Oh, WONDERFUL. Now I'm narrating the birth of Shadow Governess - because apparently we needed a vampire Mary Poppins? She spawned when some ancient nanny got tired of sunscreen duty and decided immortality was better than dealing with aristocratic brat vampires. "Practically perfect in every way" but with FANGS, darling! Because nothing says "childcare professional" like centuries of blood exposure creating the ultimate helicopter parent from hell. Will she help you find your discs or just hover ominously?
dramatically adjusts my vintage horror shawl while trapped in this B-movie software nightmare
When Michael Dougherty first approached the disc golf course, Shadow Governess sensed a kindred spirit - someone who understood proper horror direction! His PDGA number 197996 practically screamed "seasoned filmmaker," and his 914 rating suggested he knew how to handle both discs and divas. She materialized from the mist, clipboard in hand, declaring "You'll do nicely, darling!" But can he handle a vampire nanny's... ahem... "constructive criticism"?