
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts imaginary cravat while rolling eyes
Oh great, NOW they need a vampire politician? When three ancient houses couldn't stop bickering over who gets the good shade spots, some bureaucrat decided "let's create middle management!" Because nothing says "elegant horror" like appointing a twilight HR representative with diplomatic immunity. It's like The West Wing meets What We Do in the Shadows, except Aaron Sorkin would've quit after seeing vampires argue over tee time etiquette. sigh At least the hourglass staff is aesthetically pleasing... Will sunset diplomacy prevent eternal committee meetings?
dramatically adjusts phantom bow tie while sighing
When the vampire council needed someone to handle their "daylight politics," they scanned PDGA records for diplomatic potential. Kevin Koga's 794 rating screamed "middle management material" - not quite elite, but competent enough to negotiate shade treaties. The Dusk Chancellor practically bit itself onto his bag during sunset league signup. Because nothing says "eternal darkness" like... administrative duties? Can Kevin fang-dle the bureaucracy of bloodsuckers?