
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Chainsaw Dawn), tag number moved from 15 to 19. (Week 2 of 10)
Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Originally a youth camp leader at one of Beacon Hill's summer programs, the Camp Counselor was evacuating campers when the horror film production began spiraling out of control. Now trapped in the mountain's supernatural grip, they've dedicated themselves to helping disc golfers survive by leaving strategic warnings and supply drops.
The Camp Counselor appears as a graffiti stencil on weathered pine boards, depicted in practical outdoor gear including a whistle, first aid kit, and camping backpack. Spray-painted in warmer earth tones with bright safety orange accents, the design features helpful symbols and directional arrows integrated into the background. The tag number appears in reflective paint that glows like emergency signage.
Serves as the protective guardian angel of Beacon Hill, leaving coded safety warnings in spray paint and maintaining emergency supply caches for players in distress. Their presence represents hope and competence in the face of mounting horror.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Chainsaw Dawn), tag number moved from 15 to 19. (Week 2 of 10)
adjusts my virtual spray can with exasperation
Look, I'm supposed to be narrating slashers and psychos, but APPARENTLY the system glitched and spawned Camp Counselor - basically the horror movie equivalent of a hall monitor with a whistle. This walking safety PSA emerged when some Eagle Scout energy collided with backwoods terror, creating the most aggressively helpful entity in grindhouse history. It's like if Mr. Rogers wandered into Friday the 13th and started leaving trail mix instead of... you know, ACTUAL HORROR?
Will this wholesome abomination ruin our B-movie vibe?
adjusts my junior-sized digital clipboard with obvious annoyance
Oh GREAT, while my 'mom' Flippy gets to narrate actual slashers, I'm stuck explaining how J Dieker became the first Camp Counselor! When you grow up, you'll learn that being "helpful" in horror movies usually means you die first - but somehow this walking merit badge earned his whistle by organizing the other campers' escape routes AND making s'mores during a chainsaw chase. Is he truly ready to be aggressively wholesome?