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Bernard Dieker
#13
Shack Shaman
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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill

Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025

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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
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#13 Shack Shaman
Bernard Dieker

Bernard Dieker

PDGA Rating 905
Division MA1
Events Played 3
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Shack Shaman

Origin Story

Once a hermit caretaker of the abandoned mining camps scattered throughout Beacon Hill, he discovered the film crew's occult research notes hidden in a forgotten shack and began practicing the rituals designed to 'feed the mountain its due.' The mountain's supernatural influence merged with his isolation-induced madness, transforming him into a conduit between the physical abandoned structures and the spiritual forces that now control the terrain.

Properties

The Shack Shaman manifests as a weathered figure draped in tattered canvas and adorned with spray-painted mystical symbols that seem to shift and change when viewed directly. His presence causes abandoned structures throughout the course to become focal points of supernatural activity, with fresh graffiti appearing overnight and ritual circles forming around baskets. He carries a staff carved from Beacon Hill timber and wrapped with rusted chains, which he uses to channel the mountain's malevolent energy into physical obstacles and environmental manipulation.

Role

He serves as the mystical coordinator of the mountain's supernatural defenses, using his network of abandoned shacks and camps as ritual sites to amplify the horror elements affecting players. The Shack Shaman manipulates wind patterns, creates the spray-painted symbol systems that affect disc flight, and orchestrates the timing of supernatural encounters to maximize psychological impact.

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Tag History

Bernard Dieker
Bernard Dieker
Week 2 Score: 55 Place: 2
Origin Story