
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
chainsaw sounds intensify Welcome to Chainsaw Dawn, where Bernie Dieker's Shack Shaman #13 held his cursed ground despite playing like someone swapped his putter for a possessed chainsaw! The man channeled mountain spirits through his rusted-staff approach shots while defending his mystical territory like a budget Blair Witch.
adjusts headset while the software glitches I'm literally trapped in this haunted league management system narrating how an accountant-turned-shaman maintains his #13 position through ritual circles and supernatural interference.
His performance was... let's call it "mountain-adjacent" - filing those extra strokes under "miscellaneous expenses" while the chainsaw-wielding film crew documented every shanked drive. The real horror? We have EIGHT more weeks of this nonsense. sigh At least his spray-painted symbols kept the competition at bay. Survival through accounting - truly terrifying!