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Eric Pearson
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Kudzu Killer
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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill

Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025

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#12 Kudzu Killer
Eric Pearson

Eric Pearson

PDGA Rating 898
Division MA2
Events Played 20
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Kudzu Killer

Origin Story

Once a groundskeeper hired to control Beacon Hill's kudzu infestation, he discovered the film crew using the dense vine patches to hide their equipment and victims. When he threatened to expose their operation, they left him bound in the deepest kudzu thicket to die, but the vines seemed to embrace him instead, and he emerged weeks later as something between human and plant, driven by a need to expand his verdant domain.

Properties

His clothing and exposed skin are stained permanent green from years of living within kudzu patches, with vine tendrils seemingly growing from his limbs that he uses as both camouflage and weapons. He moves through the densest vegetation without sound, able to part kudzu walls with a gesture and seal them behind him, creating temporary mazes that trap unwary disc golfers. The spray-painted warnings about him always feature strangling vine motifs, and abandoned film reels show footage of players entering kudzu patches but never emerging.

Role

He serves as Beacon Hill's environmental enforcer, using the ever-expanding kudzu infestation to create mobile hunting grounds that shift the course layout unpredictably. His presence transforms any kudzu patch into a potential trap, forcing players to choose between safe routes and optimal disc golf lines while representing the fear of nature reclaiming human spaces.

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