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Christopher Hamby
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Holler Howler
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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill

Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025

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#11 Holler Howler
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Christopher Hamby

PDGA Rating 873
Division MA2
Events Played 4
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Holler Howler

Origin Story

Once a sound engineer for the cursed film production, he ventured too deep into the mountain's hidden hollows while setting up audio equipment and never returned. The mountain claimed him, transforming his technical expertise into supernatural ability to manipulate sound across the entire course. Now his voice echoes from impossible locations, warning of dangers while simultaneously drawing players toward them.

Properties

The Holler Howler exists as both echo and entity, capable of projecting his voice from any valley, creek bed, or natural depression throughout Beacon Hill. His howls carry impossible distances, seeming to originate from multiple directions simultaneously, creating acoustic illusions that make players question their navigation and sanity. The sound equipment he once operated has fused with his being, allowing him to amplify natural mountain sounds into psychological weapons.

Role

He serves as the mountain's supernatural communications network, coordinating other threats through coded howls while psychologically tormenting players with disembodying audio experiences. His presence announces major story developments and serves as an auditory countdown to escalating dangers.

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Origin Story
2 days ago