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Craig Bennett
#8
Moonshine Madman
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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill

Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025

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#8 Moonshine Madman
Craig Bennett

Craig Bennett

PDGA Rating 908
Division MA1
Events Played 20
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Moonshine Madman

Origin Story

Once Beacon Hill's most respected moonshine distiller, he supplied the film crew with authentic mountain liquor during the early stages of production. When the horror filming began affecting his hidden stills and sacred brewing grounds, he sampled too much of his own high-proof product while watching the crew's footage, becoming convinced that the mountain spirits were demanding vengeance through him.

Properties

Moves through the mountain terrain with supernatural stealth, appearing and disappearing along secret moonshiner trails known only to him. His mason jar weapons are filled with various proof levels of moonshine that he uses both as Molotov cocktails and liquid courage, making him increasingly unpredictable as rounds progress. The smell of fermenting mash and wood smoke announces his presence, while his intimate knowledge of every hidden hollow and cave system makes him impossible to track or corner.

Role

Serves as the primary human antagonist who escalates situations from supernatural dread to immediate physical threat. His unpredictable appearances throughout the course create tension during every round, as players never know when they might encounter his territorial wrath or discover his latest moonshine-fueled trap.

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