
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Look, I'm apparently trapped narrating the birth of Moonshine Madman #8, because nothing says "dignified career" like chronicling drunk hillbilly horror tags. This legend emerged when Beacon Hill's top moonshiner got absolutely WASTED on his own product while watching B-movie footage, then decided the mountain spirits wanted him to go full "Deliverance" on the film crew. Because obviously that's how tag #8 gets born - through questionable life choices and high-proof liquor! Will this backwoods booze-hound become the next slasher icon, or just another cautionary tale about mixing moonshine with horror movies?
rolls eyes dramatically So apparently Craig Bennett, PDGA #137109, became the chosen vessel for Moonshine Madman after his disc landed in an actual moonshine still hidden in Beacon Hill's woods. The 908-rated thrower took a "sip for luck" and immediately started speaking in hillbilly horror movie quotes. Will this booze-fueled possession elevate his game, or just his BAC?