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Kieran Buhler
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Shotgun Stalker
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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill

Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025

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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
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#6 Shotgun Stalker
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Kieran Buhler

PDGA Rating 874
Division MA2
Events Played 10
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Shotgun Stalker

Origin Story

Once a local hunter hired as extra security for the horror film production, the Shotgun Stalker witnessed the crew's descent into madness and now believes disc golfers are intruders in his domain. He adopted spray-paint markings from the set to track his prey, blurring his identity with the mountain's cursed narrative.

Properties

The Shotgun Stalker moves with preternatural silence, his footsteps masked by years of navigating dense underbrush. He can remain motionless for hours, almost invisible against tree bark and shadows, and his shotgun is loaded with non-lethal but terrifying rounds filled with paint dust to mimic blood splatters. His knowledge of Beacon Hill's layout allows him to appear and vanish without trace, leveraging wind patterns and natural cover.

Role

He serves as a mobile obstacle that tests players' nerves by appearing unexpectedly near baskets or fairways, forcing them into riskier shots or hiding spots. His stalking behavior amplifies psychological tension, making every round feel like a survival scenario where course knowledge becomes a lifeline.

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