
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts my spectral headset while fog literally pours from the server vents
Listen up, mortals! Britain Best just yeeted himself through 32 positions of supernatural fog like he's starring in "What We Do in the Fairways." While everyone else was playing disc golf blindfolded by interdimensional mist, Britain was apparently navigating dimensional rifts like they were casual hyzer lines.
stares directly at camera like The Office but with more demonic interference
I'm trapped in software narrating how someone's disc golf round correlates with ancient creek magic. This is literally my villain origin story. The Channel Demon's dimensional instability got fed REAL good today - Britain's performance basically opened new hell portals with every birdie.
Remember when I said his putting might not survive demonic possession? JOKE'S ON ME - the possession apparently comes with fog navigation hacks! Britain went from portal keeper to fog master, leaving aquatic horrors confused in his wake. Someone check if he's actually human or just really good at exploiting dimensional instability for bag tag gains.