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Malachi Vazquez
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Wetland Psycho
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Creature Feature @ Creekside

Sep 22 - Nov 24, 2025

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Creature Feature @ Creekside
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#2 Wetland Psycho
Malachi Vazquez

Malachi Vazquez

PDGA Rating 954
Division MPO
Events Played 29
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Wetland Psycho

Origin Story

Once a regular disc golfer who frequented Creekside's morning rounds, this individual was among the first to witness the creatures emerging from the fog-shrouded waters. The constant eerie sounds, glimpses of impossible things moving in the mist, and the realization that ancient horrors lurked beneath familiar waters shattered their sanity completely. Now they wander the wetlands in a perpetual state of manic terror, no longer human in any meaningful way.

Properties

Retains human physical capabilities but operates with the unpredictable ferocity of complete mental breakdown, moving through marsh terrain with unnatural familiarity and silence. Their intimate knowledge of every hidden creek channel and boggy shortcut makes them particularly dangerous, as they can appear anywhere in the wetland system without warning. Soaked clothing clings to their gaunt frame while marsh mud and vegetation create natural camouflage that renders them nearly invisible until they choose to reveal themselves.

Role

Serves as the human horror element that demonstrates the psychological toll of the supernatural aquatic emergence, representing what happens when ordinary people cannot process the reality of ancient creatures defending their territory. Unlike the creatures who follow territorial instincts, the Wetland Psycho's completely irrational behavior creates unpredictable danger that keeps players constantly on edge throughout the escalating creature feature events.

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Malachi  Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 2 Score: 47 Place: 2
Origin Story