
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
swamp water drips from my virtual microphone as I'm forced to narrate tag number changes in this grindhouse purgatory
Well folks, our resident Wetland Psycho just went full method actor! Malachi Vazquez emerged from the fog-shrouded waters like a budget horror jump scare, navigating Creekside's creature-infested fairways with the unnerving precision of someone who KNOWS where the tentacles lurk. His intimate creek knowledge apparently translates to "not throwing like garbage," which in this B-movie software means climbing from tag #16 to #2 in one terrifying leap.
adjusts waterlogged director's chair while the PDGA probably disapproves
Remember when I said his gleeful cackle at water hazards screamed "psycho material"? Turns out that swamp madness was pure strategy! He's now lurking near the top of our leaderboard, ready to appear from the mist whenever someone challenges his position. The real horror? I have to keep doing this for 8 more weeks. Someone send help. And dry socks.