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Wilson Hayes
#15
Lagoon Alien
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Creature Feature @ Creekside

Sep 22 - Nov 24, 2025

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902
Creature Feature @ Creekside
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#15 Lagoon Alien
Wilson Hayes

Wilson Hayes

PDGA Rating 899
Division MA2
Events Played 2
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Lagoon Alien

Origin Story

When construction upstream disturbed the ancient spawning grounds, the electromagnetic signatures of distressed aquatic life forms created ripples that extended far beyond Earth's atmosphere. The Lagoon Alien arrived as an advance scout, drawn by these biological distress calls to investigate whether Earth's waters were suitable for its species' colonization needs.

Properties

This amphibious extraterrestrial possesses a translucent, jellyfish-like body structure that allows it to phase seamlessly between water and fog environments. Its bioluminescent organs pulse in complex patterns that seem to communicate with other creatures in the creek, while its multiple sensory appendages can detect both electromagnetic disturbances and emotional fear from considerable distances. The entity's adaptive physiology allows it to thrive in the murky, oxygen-poor waters while remaining nearly invisible in dense fog conditions.

Role

The Lagoon Alien serves as both observer and catalyst, studying human responses to aquatic horror while simultaneously amplifying the creek's supernatural disturbances through its presence. Its advanced intelligence coordinates with native creatures to escalate territorial conflicts and test humanity's adaptability to otherworldly aquatic threats.

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Tag History

Wilson Hayes
Wilson Hayes
Week 2 Score: 54 Place: 4
Origin Story