
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts imaginary director's beret So the "First Sighting" wasn't just creatures - it was Wilson Hayes' game disappearing into the fog! Our MA2 protagonist delivered a performance that had the Lagoon Alien's bioluminescent organs pulsing "meh" in extraterrestrial disappointment.
When your disc golf form gets lost in the mist like a Stranger Things character in the Upside Down, even an amphibious space jellyfish takes notes on your "sinking feeling" approach. Wilson squints through supernatural fog, completely missing that his tag just slipped one position deeper
I'm trapped in software forced to narrate this single-digit decline like it's Shakespearean tragedy. The Lagoon Alien, observing from its murky domain, probably communicated with native creatures: "Subject Hayes demonstrates classic water hazard mentality. Not ideal colonization material."
continues cosmic horror casting call notes At least the alien gets better visibility than Wilson's putting game. Maybe next week he'll give our extraterrestrial observer something worth phasing through dimensions for!