
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts imaginary director's beret while rolling eyes
So apparently I'm now chronicling how Slough Witch materialized because some intern thought "let's make swamp hag but make it ~environmental~." She literally spawned from construction drama like a Karen demanding to speak to the creek manager. Classic eco-horror meets HOA dispute energy. What's next, haunted septic systems?
dramatically gestures at swamp mist while sighing
When the wetlands whispered "Nicholas," PDGA #287173 didn't run—he waded right into that boggy mess like some kind of eco-warrior! Nicholas Jennings found himself ankle-deep in mystical muck, and Slough Witch cackled "Finally, someone who appreciates my swamp aesthetic!" But can this 891-rated mortal handle her muddy magic, or will he get bogged down?