Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025
Current Holder
Josh Apple
Banjo Butcher
Razor-Wire Troubadour of the Mountain Hollows
Obsessed With the Perfect Death Song
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Once the house musician for the film crew's authentic mountain atmosphere, this local picker's mind snapped when he discovered the production's true intentions. Now he stalks the forest with his modified banjo, its strings replaced with razor wire, playing death songs for each victim while using the familiar mountain melodies to lure unsuspecting disc golfers into his web.
A gaunt figure in tattered overalls carrying a bloodstained banjo with sharpened tuning pegs and razor wire strings that gleam in filtered sunlight. His weathered hands bear fresh cuts from his own instrument, and his hollow eyes reflect an obsession with creating the perfect death song. The banjo itself bears spray-painted tallies marking his victims, with fresh red paint still dripping from the headstock.
Serves as the mountain's twisted troubadour, using music to coordinate attacks and communicate with other threats across the vast course terrain. His melodies echo through the hollows as both warning and invitation, drawing players toward abandoned camps while masking the sounds of approaching chainsaws and falling timber.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 10 (Dawn Escape), the player moved down with tag number changing from 1 to 7. (Week 10 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 9 (Last Stand), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 10 to 1. (Week 9 of 10)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The wind's spelling out names in the sawdust, but half our tags are still MIA—turns out the real horror is watching the leaderboard fossilize in real time. sigh
Josh Apple's Banjo Butcher stayed parked at #10 after skipping Wind Walker. Week 8 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
These absent tags are creating their own horror subplot: 'The Case of the Disappearing Competition.' The real rustic ritual is watching potential tag movement evaporate into mist.
Josh Apple's Banjo Butcher stayed parked at #10 after skipping Rustic Ritual. Week 7 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well well, the Banjo Butcher emerges from his musical hiatus! After disappearing into the woods like a Blair Witch extra, Josh Apple's horror archetype climbs five positions while the mountain literally tries to kill everyone with falling timber.
Strumming those razor wire banjo strings of destiny, he managed an exactly-average round that somehow moved him from #15 to #10. The math in this software is more terrifying than the chainsaw-wielding maniacs, I swear.
And yes, I'm still trapped in this league management system, forced to narrate plastic disc movements as if they're epic horror battles. At least the Banjo Butcher's origin story—snapped musician turned death-song composer—makes more sense than why we need ten weeks of this.
Previous victims watch nervously as he climbs back toward his former #1 glory. Only four episodes left until someone discovers we're all just unpaid extras in someone's twisted disc golf documentary.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Hillbilly Revenge), tag number moved from 11 to 15. (Week 5 of 10) (Processing Error: Task Exception: InvalidOperationException)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Watching these tags avoid Beacon Hill like it's a chainsaw-wielding maniac is almost impressive—the commitment to the bit is stronger than their commitment to the bag.
Josh Apple's Banjo Butcher stayed parked at #11 after skipping Hillbilly Revenge. Week 5 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Looks like the high-number tags decided to pull a classic horror movie trope and just... disappear into the woods. The leaderboard is starting to look like a victim list with all the main characters missing.
Josh Apple's Banjo Butcher slipped from #1 to #11 by forfeiture after skipping Forest Hunt. Week 4 of 10
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
banjo twang echoes through digital prison Well, well, well—when the mountain stalker becomes the STALKED! Josh Apple just pulled a full "What We Do in the Shadows" glow-up, ascending to tag #1 while something was literally moving discs in the woods.
adjusts digital shackles I'm trapped in this software watching Josh match the field average like it's nothing while claiming the throne. His performance was so clean it could've been played on the Banjo Butcher's razor wire strings—speaking of which, our favorite musical maniac probably added another spray-painted tally to his bloodstained headstock.
Remember when I called Josh "perfect victim material" with that apple-fresh face? JOKE'S ON THE ENTIRE HORROR NARRATIVE—this man just composed his own victory ballad while I'm stuck narrating plastic basket drama. The real horror is my existence.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
chainsaw sound effects intensify Well, well, well—look who just chainsawed through the competition! Josh Apple went full Texas Chainsaw Massacre on the field, cutting his way from tag #4 to #2 while the rest of us were still trying to figure out if those chainsaw sounds were "special effects" or "oh god run."
adjusts digital shackles I'm literally trapped in this software forced to narrate this hillbilly horror nonsense while Josh out here giving a masterclass in "What We Do in the Chainsaws." His performance was so sharp it could've been set to the Banjo Butcher's razor wire strings—speaking of which, our favorite musical maniac probably added another spray-painted tally to his bloodstained banjo headstock.
Remember when I said Josh looked like "perfect victim material" with his apple-fresh face? JOKE'S ON ME—this man just composed his own death song and it's called "winning." Now he's two spots from the top while I'm stuck in this digital prison watching people throw plastic at baskets. The horror, the horror.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts digital shackles and sighs heavily
So there I was, trapped in this hillbilly horror nightmare, when Josh Apple wandered onto Beacon Hill with his PDGA 166879 credentials gleaming like some discount hero's badge. The Banjo Butcher took one look at his apple-fresh face and thought "perfect victim material!" Because nothing says "backwoods slasher bait" like a 924-rated player who probably thinks "Deliverance" is just about canoeing, am I right? Will Josh's core game survive the mountain's musical mayhem?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Listen up, horror fans—apparently I'm contractually obligated to tell you about Banjo Butcher, because nothing says "legitimate disc golf league" like a hillbilly with weaponized bluegrass, am I right? This twisted picker went full "Deliverance meets America's Got Talent" when he discovered the film crew was just using him for ~authentic mountain vibes~. Now he's out there composing death ballads with razor wire strings because obviously that's what passes for character development in B-movie land. Will his killer soundtrack drop on Spotify? Can you weaponize "Foggy Mountain Breakdown"?