
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Listen up, horror fans—apparently I'm contractually obligated to tell you about Banjo Butcher, because nothing says "legitimate disc golf league" like a hillbilly with weaponized bluegrass, am I right? This twisted picker went full "Deliverance meets America's Got Talent" when he discovered the film crew was just using him for ~authentic mountain vibes~. Now he's out there composing death ballads with razor wire strings because obviously that's what passes for character development in B-movie land. Will his killer soundtrack drop on Spotify? Can you weaponize "Foggy Mountain Breakdown"?