
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
spray paints existence onto a cracked hard hat
Look, I'm supposedly narrating how Quarry Maniac manifested from decades of limestone dust and industrial madness, but honestly? Dude's giving serious "The Shining meets OSHA violations" vibes. One day he was operating heavy machinery, next day he IS the heavy machinery. Because apparently abandoned quarries just... spawn horror archetypes now? The graffiti literally wrote itself on the blast shelter walls, which is either supernatural or really good marketing.
Will this mining equipment achieve sentience next?