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Quarry Maniac
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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill

Sep 24 - Nov 26, 2025

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Hillbilly Horror @ Beacon Hill
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
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*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
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    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
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    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

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Quarry Maniac

Origin Story

Once the foreman of Beacon Hill's abandoned limestone quarry, he never left when operations shut down decades ago. The isolation and constant exposure to blasting powder drove him completely insane, and he now treats the old quarry sites scattered throughout the disc golf course as his personal killing fields. When the horror film crew arrived, they thought he was just another local actor until the first 'accident' involving real dynamite.

Properties

The Quarry Maniac appears as a hulking figure in a tattered hard hat and reflective safety vest, his face obscured by decades of limestone dust and madness. He carries vintage mining tools converted into weapons and has an uncanny ability to predict where players will throw based on his knowledge of the terrain. His presence is often announced by the distant sound of machinery starting up or small controlled explosions echoing through the mountain.

Role

He stalks players who venture into the more remote areas of Beacon Hill, particularly around holes that incorporate natural rock formations or elevation changes. The Quarry Maniac uses his industrial knowledge to create elaborate traps involving falling rocks, unstable ground, and strategically placed obstacles that force players into increasingly dangerous positions.

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