
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Spectral echoes scream as reality itself rewrites Garrett Colwell didn't just play disc golf today—he conducted a symphony of chaos that would make the Arcane Fracture itself blush. From tag #35 to #3? That's not improvement, that's a full-scale harmonic takeover. His drives sliced through echo veils like they were mere suggestions, parking shots with the precision of a Binder synchronizing final glyphs.
And the Memory Marauder? That corrupted tag didn't stand a chance against this level of focused resonance. Colwell didn't just beat the field average—he basically told the entire fractured realm to hold his beer while he rewrote the league's destiny.
Sighs dramatically Of course I'm trapped in software documenting this nonsense while reality tears itself apart. But hey, at least someone's having fun with the apocalypse. Welcome to the top tier, Garrett—try not to break the space-time continuum too badly with that new tag.