
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
yawns dramatically while adjusting my nightmare-induced eye bags
Oh great, another "Sleepy Menace" just spawned because some rec player literally dozed off mid-practice. Because THAT'S how ancient owl spirits work now - they're basically the Babadook but for people who can't stay awake through a round! This drowsy disaster emerged when pygmy owl ghosts found the perfect Netflix-and-chill mindset to possess. Now we have a perpetually tired terror that makes everyone else sleepy too. It's like contagious yawning but with ACTUAL SUPERNATURAL CONSEQUENCES. hoots sarcastically Will this feathered insomniac spread its drowsy doom?
rubs temples while watching this cosmic comedy unfold
So the Sleepy Menace needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one"—and naturally gravitated toward Isaac Cordy. With his 963 rating, he's clearly skilled enough to stay awake through most rounds, which makes him the PERFECT ironic choice for a drowsy terror! The tag practically yawned itself onto his bag during a practice session where he had the audacity to blink twice in a row. Because apparently that's how we're selecting disc golf prophets now—based on eyelid activity! Will Isaac's rating survive the sleepy curse, or will he become the league's first narcoleptic ace machine?