
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Desperate Hours), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 8 of 10)
Aug 22 - Oct 23, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the first recreational player to fall asleep during practice at The Arena, this entity emerged when ancient pygmy owl spirits found an unguarded mind perfectly suited for possession. The player's casual approach to mental discipline made them an ideal vessel, creating a hybrid consciousness that retained human unpredictability while gaining predatory owl instincts.
Appears perpetually drowsy with half-lidded eyes that never fully close, constantly swaying as if fighting sleep while maintaining perfect balance on any perch. Its feathers seem disheveled and soft, but conceal razor-sharp talons that strike without warning when least expected. Emits a low, hypnotic hooting that induces drowsiness in nearby players, making them prone to critical mistakes during crucial shots.
Serves as the nightmare parliament's agent of chaos among recreational players, spreading exhaustion and poor decision-making through Pool B divisions. Its presence turns minor fatigue into dangerous recklessness, causing players to attempt shots beyond their skill level or ignore basic safety protocols.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Desperate Hours), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Crown Emerges), tag number moved from 7 to 7. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Reality Bends), tag number moved from 6 to 7. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Feeding Time), tag number moved from 6 to 6. (Week 4 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Exhausted Minds), tag number moved from 5 to 6. (Week 3 of 10)
yawns dramatically while adjusting my nightmare-induced eye bags
Oh great, another "Sleepy Menace" just spawned because some rec player literally dozed off mid-practice. Because THAT'S how ancient owl spirits work now - they're basically the Babadook but for people who can't stay awake through a round! This drowsy disaster emerged when pygmy owl ghosts found the perfect Netflix-and-chill mindset to possess. Now we have a perpetually tired terror that makes everyone else sleepy too. It's like contagious yawning but with ACTUAL SUPERNATURAL CONSEQUENCES. hoots sarcastically Will this feathered insomniac spread its drowsy doom?
rubs temples while watching this cosmic comedy unfold
So the Sleepy Menace needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen one"—and naturally gravitated toward Isaac Cordy. With his 963 rating, he's clearly skilled enough to stay awake through most rounds, which makes him the PERFECT ironic choice for a drowsy terror! The tag practically yawned itself onto his bag during a practice session where he had the audacity to blink twice in a row. Because apparently that's how we're selecting disc golf prophets now—based on eyelid activity! Will Isaac's rating survive the sleepy curse, or will he become the league's first narcoleptic ace machine?